Someone Elses Childhood

I was really there, yes I was
Jumping, digging and flying........yes flying
I conquered a whole army
A dozen women were mine
My body was neon green, and armour plating
There were a thousand bad guys around
Monsters and dragons and jets
Lazer rays and a bow and arrow
This was all mine, as was the castle
The fortress from evil with walls a mile high
I did all this I really did
All by myself without any help
I rode into apache forts on a golden stallion
Then rode out into the fire of tanks
Nothing could stop this super human
Galloping, galloping.............whoa! whoa! whoa!
Pity really, that all through my childhood
It only ever happened inside
On television